It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)

About this book

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary! Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart

Subjects

  • animals
  • children's fiction
  • children's stories
  • diaries
  • diaries, fiction
  • dogs
  • fiction
  • friendship
  • humorous fiction
  • humorous stories
  • jamie kelly (fictitious character)
  • juvenile fiction
  • middle schools
  • middle school students
  • pets
  • schools
  • schools, fiction
  • school stories